If you haven’t figured out why your precious Jesus hasn’t come back for you yet, let me give you a clue..
Whole world: *sins*
Jesus: I died for your sins.
Christians: Let’s go do bad things now that Jesus took care of all that for us!
Jesus: But.. I died for your sins.
Christians: Sorry Jesus, we’ll behave. *sins*
Jesus: Oh come on, man!
Christians: Sorry Jesus! We PROMISE we’ll be good! *sins*
Jesus: For Fucks Sake!
Christians: SORRY JESUS! WE DIDN’T MEAN TO! *sins*
GOD: Jesus, I forbid you to go back and play with them again.
Jesus: *sighs* Okay Dad…
Christians: Where the fuck did Jesus go? God, can he come back out and play?
Christians: What the fuck? He’ll be back!
Christians: But we said we’re sorry!
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