Why “I’m sorry” just doesn’t cut it in a christian world…

Godless Engineering

If you haven’t figured out why your precious Jesus hasn’t come back for you yet, let me give you a clue..

Whole world:  *sins*

Jesus:  *dies*

Jesus:  I died for your sins.

Christians:  YAY!

Christians:  Let’s go do bad things now that Jesus took care of all that for us!

Jesus:  But..  I died for your sins.

Christians:  Sorry Jesus, we’ll behave.    *sins*

Jesus:  Oh come on, man!

Christians:  Sorry Jesus!  We PROMISE we’ll be good!        *sins*

Jesus:  For Fucks Sake!

Christians:  SORRY JESUS!  WE DIDN’T MEAN TO!   *sins*

GOD:  Jesus, I forbid you to go back and play with them again.

Jesus:  *sighs*  Okay Dad…

Christians:  Where the fuck did Jesus go?  God, can he come back out and play?

God:  *silence*

Jesus:  *silence*

Christians:  What the fuck?  He’ll be back!

God:  *silence*

Jesus:  *silence*

Christians:  But we said we’re sorry!

Christians:  *panics*

God:  *silence*

Jesus:  *silence*

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