Real Christians are Standing Up for Josh Duggar!

Listen people, this Josh Duggar dude is a stand-up Christian guy. He may have done a few things when he was 12… or 13, or 14, or 15, hell no one actually knows his age because it’s not possible for this many people to not know basic math. Anyway, like I was saying, this guy isn’t so bad. After all, a sin is a sin is a sin and if we go poking holes in people’s urethra, then that would leave the whole world… wait, that’s not how that goes.

What I am trying to say is the Duggar guy was a kid at the time and he had raging hormones. He only did what any teenage boy would do. I don’t understand why people are so up in arms about this! He is a good conservative Christian man that believes in the traditional marriage and none of that children-harming-gaystapo-left-wing agenda garbage. Also, trannies are perverse and should be jailed for attempting to sneak in the opposite sex bathrooms to mess with children!

I’m just trying to say that everyone falls short of the glory of god and Jesus said let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Well, we aren’t sure Jesus even said that because it isn’t in the oldest manuscripts, but it sounds like something Jesus would say so we throw that in there so people won’t be disappointed. Hell, we even omit the footnote about it in some Bibles because the contemporary Christian community is not ready for the foundation-rattling disgrace of knowing that the Bible has been altered.

Look, this can be hard to accept if you don’t have the understanding and wisdom of the Holy Ghost, but there was no crime committed here. You ever watch wrestling? That’s all it was. No foul play. He just wrestled his sisters every now and then… at night… while naked… and fondling their breasts… and sticking his, oh sweet baby jesus, what am I saying!? Get off my back devil and leave the Duggars alone! I stand with the Duggars!


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